Are you really kidding me??

Is this really a good idea? Have they really seen the urinal section of a mens room? Not that the sinks are much better, but this is just gross. Whats to keep the idiots that like to pee all over the place form peeing all over the sinks as well. Really?

Definition of the Day 8.31.10

Come on, we've all been a victim....

no-motion

1. A promotion without a raise or bonus. 2. During the recession of 2009, employers have embarked on a new trend of giving promotions to employees (e.g. by adding more responsibility to their current position or new job title) but not giving the employee any monetary compensation for it (e.g. no raise, no bonus). My boss gave me a no-motion as I was promoted to VP but still receiving the same pay!

Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Definition of the Day 8.30.10

Tanorexia:

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia

Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Phrase of the day, We've all know someone like this

Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.

Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Definition of the day, Aint it true...

book google

When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!

Fwd: An Airline with a sense of humor-VERY funny

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Hit The Slide AUGUST 13 To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion. Steven Slater was fed up of working for a--holes, so he hit the slide. Curtesy Urban Dictionary - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Definition of the day

Ineption AUGUST 12 Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception. You don't understand Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece? Talk about ineption. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Who's coming out to support a good cause?

Come out and help support a great ORGANIZATION by enjoying a great night of music at a great venue. 

TEAM UP PRESENTS GIGS4GOOD FEATURING ALEX MERCIER WITH THICK AS THIEVES AND BEKKER BENEFITING SEATTLE WORKS

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August 19 2010 - 7:00pm

Hard Rock Café
116 Pike Street
Seattle, WA

Team Up for Nonprofits presents Gigs4Good featuring Alex Mercier and Bekker benefiting Seattle Works

Buy Your Tickets: http://bit.ly/SeattleWorks

Come and enjoy some great summer tunes while supporting one of Seattle's favorite nonprofits, Seattle Works, at one of Seattle's most stylish live music venues.

Seattle Works is a group that informs, connects and inspires people in their 20s and 30s to take action in their communities. They facilitated more than 25,000 hours of volunteer service on 220 projects last year alone, and provide tools for people to become active volunteers, informed voters, savvy charitable donors and knowledgeable community leaders. Proceeds from this concert will go to support HandsOn Leadership, a training program designed to teach leadership skills and best practices in volunteer project management.

Alex Mercier is a soulful singer who once aspired to be the next Stevie Ray Vaughn or Pat Metheny. Today, his music blends jazz, blues, rock and pop for a unique sound that’s all his own. The Seattle native has landed songs on several hit T.V. shows, and has a debut album scheduled for release at the end of 2010. He will be joined by opening act Bekker, an acoustic pop/rock band from Seattle with loads of talent and an undeniably infectious sound.

Team Up for Nonprofits is here to connect deserving nonprofits with passionate musicians and offer events that make giving fun and accessible for everyone. Gigs4Good will bring talented bands to the best venues in the city, giving people an exciting way to be part of a worthy cause. With Team Up, you buy the ticket, we bring the music, and nonprofits get the money!

Team Up for Nonprofits Presents Gigs4Good: Benefiting Seattle Works Featuring Alex Mercier with Thick As Thieves and Bekker

Thursday, August 19

Hard Rock Café

116 Pike Street, Seattle WA 98101

Doors 7 p.m., Show 8 p.m.

Tickets $20 Advance, $25 at the Door ($15 Students at the Door)

http://www.facebook.com/merciermusic

http://www.myspace.com/mattbekker

http://www.seattleworks.org

Definition of the day Aug 11, C'mon, we've all been there

leanover
	A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame. I didn't really drink that much last night, but I think I've got a leanover. Wtf!

 Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Definition of the day Aug 10

Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Definition of the day Aug 9, Hello Monday

HBIC

It's an acronym which stands for:

Head
Bitch
In
Charge

I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches

Curtesy: Urban Dictionary 

Todays Featured Definition (But what about Chuck Norris)

Mantor AUGUST 7 A man to whom you as a man aspire towards. The Ideal man. Tom Selleck is my mantor,  Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Definition of the day Aug 6,

Way to be that guy...

job talker

1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.

2: A person that chronically complains about work

I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.

Curtesy: Urban Dictionary

Team Up Presents Gigs4Good on August 19 - Alex Mercier & Bekker Benefiting Seattle Works

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Team Up Presents Gigs4Good Alex Mercier with Thick As Thieves & Bekker  Benefiting Seattle Works Thursday August.19.2010     7pm - 11pm      The Hard Rock Café     116 Pike St.     Seattle, WA cLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW $20 Advance/$25 At the Door/$15 Students at the Door  Come and enjoy great summer tunes while supporting one of Seattle's favorite nonprofits, Seattle Works, at one of Seattle's most stylish live music venues in the city.  Seattle Works is a group that informs, connects and inspires people in their 20s and 30s to take action in their communities. They facilitated more than 25,000 hours of volunteer service on 220 projects last year alone and provide tools for people to become active volunteers, informed voters, savvy charitable donors and knowledgeable community leaders.  Proceeds from this concert will go to support HandsOn Leadership, a training program designed to teach leadership skills and best practices in volunteer project management.   Alex Mercier is a soulful singer who once aspired to be the next Stevie Ray Vaughn or Pat Metheny. Today, his music blends jazz, blues, rock and pop for a unique sound that's all his own. The Seattle native has landed songs on several hit T.V. shows and has a debut album scheduled for release at the end of 2010. He will be joined by opening act Bekker, an acoustic pop/rock band from Seattle with loads of talent and an undeniably infectious sound. Team Up for Nonprofits is here to connect deserving nonprofits with passionate musicians and offer events that make giving fun and accessible for everyone. Gigs4Good will bring talented bands to the best venues in the city, giving people an exciting way to be part of a worthy cause. With Team Up, you buy the ticket, we bring the music, and nonprofits get the money! Future Event TEAM UP PRESENTS GIGS4GOOD: PO' GIRL & JT NERO BENEFITing BIKE WORKS September 16 2010 The Triple Door Seattle, WA Find Us On Facebook   Follow Us On Twitter

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Well it's about time Google!!!

Google officially announces multiple account toggling in Gmail

by Andrew Munchbach on August 5th, 2010 at 7:30pm
Filed under: Google13 Comments

Over the past few days, tech sites have been reporting that some Gmail users were seeing a new option in their email web-settings that allowed them to switch between multiple Gmail accounts without logging out. Today, Google has made this new feature official. On the official Gmail Blog, Engineering Director Macduff Hughes wrote: “You can visit google.com/accounts and click the link next to ‘Multiple sign-in.’ After you sign into your first account, you can sign in with up to two additional accounts from the new accounts menu in the upper right hand corner of Gmail, then easily toggle back and forth between them. You can even open multiple Gmail tabs — one for each of your accounts.” The blog does note that not all Google services support multiple account sign-ins yet and that this feature will not work in offline mode or on your mobile device. All things considered, we’re sure this new feature is welcomed by those who are trying to manage multiple Gmail accounts.

Curtesy: Boy Genius Report

Definition of the Day Aug 5

Yahtzee to Nazi

When a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch.

Mitchell and Robert were about to shag Lena when her sister, Summer, all of the sudden went apeshit then Yahtzee to Nazi on them, thus having shit on Mitchell and Robert's chances to hook up with Lena.

Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Todays Featured Definition

Stall stall

In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty. 

Sorry I'm late. I got stall stalled in the men's room on 34 by a couple of accounting assholes talking to each other at the urinals. The last thing I needed was to be asked how my day is going by some idiot with his dick in his hands.

I was in the corner stall trying to drop a deuce when Meyers from accounting walked in. I tried to stall stall but I couldn't hold it.

Curtesy Urban Dictionary

Definition of the Day Aug 2 BTW, Can you believe that it is August already?

Traffic Tetris

When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

Oh no! I got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. I need to brush up on my "Traffic Tetris" skills